I’ve managed to save some of my favorite responses to my comments. Some are benign, some are playful, some are rude, and some are just plain…scary. In retrospect, I probably should have saved more, but I wanted to be balanced and not double up on any specific lizard (BabbaZee alone probably could have been the source of a dozen or so):
#207 Killgore Trout 2/11/2007 03:28PM PST
Rudy will give you a Purple Nurple.
#877 gymnast 2/17/2007 08:46AM PST
ChenZhen. One could make the argument that you are a prevaricating shitbird moby, however your posts make that exercise unnecessary, as you make your own case so well.
#224 BabbaZee 3/20/2007 02:47PM PDT
You just showed your entire ass
and you have no idea that you did it.
Here’s a free
for you too
I am overstocked on them today.
#150 republic 3/27/2007 11:30:11 am PDT
I honestly pray for people like you, daily.
#165 Positively 4th Street 4/01/2007 1:35:03 pm PDT
Maybe it’s not being misspelled. I for one try to get each individual’s nic right – if I respect them.
You need a large, dark cup of Shut the Fuck Up.
#53 Iron Fist 5/31/2007 6:22:16 pm PDT
Are you willing to bet YOUR life that they won’t? I’d be willing to kill you if they do.
Pistol to the forehead OK with you? Beheaddings are so messy.
Three blind mice, three blind mice,
See how they run, see how they run,
They all posed as the Islamist’s wife,
Who cut off their heads with a carving knife,
As Allahu Akbar ended their life,
It’s the three blind mice…
The thought that I’ll be missing that kinda thing from now on just brings a tear to my eye.
There was one more comment that I thought deserved special recognition, even though it wasn’t in response to anything that I posted. It was actually posted in a thread about Dubai taking control of the British stock exchange. I saved this comment* simply because it succinctly encapsulates some of the lunacy that you’ll find at the “anti-idiotarian” headquarters:
#31 Allah al Fubar
You know.,.. day after day I go to work. I toil and I go along with the program. And day after day, I see my Israel, my Brethren and my sisters being threatened by the beasts of this Earth that are called the Moslems. My tax dollars actually helped to install foot baths for these heathen scumbags, that call for our death on a daily basis. Yet, we will wash their feet. God Bless Mary Magdelene, and may She grant us the patience to do what she did to Jesus and His disciples.
And day after day, I toil and trouble over the issue, “who will save my brothers and my sisters” from the mischeif in this land. This is the land of freedom and democracy, the Land that delivered so many from turmoil. this land has been taken over by HEATHENS. AND, we act as if we are powerless. We commisserate, and we whine, and we seethe and we do NOTHING.
TAKE UP YOUR ARMS. now.
I’m even going to be so bold as to publish my own email addy.. If I’m dead next tuesday, you’ll know who killed me. The Mohametans.
—–@yahoo.com [deleted out of respect for the, um, mentally disabled-Ed]
Come and get me, scumbags.. I just got my permit.
Irrational fear, and firearms. Wonderful combination. Someone needs to take a deep breath, and step away from the LGF.
*Mr. Johnson, to his credit, deleted this comment not long after it was posted (although I’m not sure if it was because it violated the policy about posting personal info, or because it was just plain wacko). Nevertheless, I couldn’t resist.