Oh Noes! Not A Green Empire State Building!October 13, 2007
Islamofascism: In a monumental nod to political correctness, the Empire State Building is to be lit up green in honor of the Muslim holiday Eid. The separation of Islam from terror is officially complete.
Six years ago, Islamic terrorists screamed “Allah is Greatest!” as they slammed fuel-laden jumbo jets into two other New York skyscrapers. Six years ago, New Yorkers were worried about the Green Menace.
Now, for the first time, New York’s remaining famous skyscraper will be aglow in green — the color of Islam — to mark the end of Ramadan, a month of intense Islamic renewal. Officials say it’ll be an annual event, in the same tradition of the yearly skyscraper lighting for Christmas and Hanukkah.
You heard it here folks. The Empire State Building is ….GREEN!
Victory for the Green Menace! We’ve subjected ourselves to yearly dhimmitude! How dare we recognize a holiday in a religion that happens to be the same religion as terrorists that knocked down the WTC! Remember, they were Muslim! Green! 9/11! Muslim! Green! 9/11! Aaarrrggghhh!!!
Sorry about the lame wingnut impersonation. Sadly, however, I’m not too far off:
- Atlas Shrugs
- Little Green Footballs
- The Gateway Pundit
- Winds Of Jihad
- Sweetness and Light
- Debbie Schlussel
- Michelle Malkin
The problem, the way I see it, is that we weren’t attacked by Islam on 9/11. We were attacked by al Qaeda, whose flag happens to look like the Arabic version of pirate colors:
Heck, they even took over the planes like a bunch of pirates:
Anyway, there’s just something irrational about all this. The Empire State Building gets lit up for all kinds of holidays. You can’t hold all the Muslims in America accountable for the 9/11 attacks. And, yes, some of your fellow Americans happen to be Muslim, and the vast, vast majority of them haven’t blown anything up.
Get a freakin grip people.