Debbie Does Glamour Shots®

October 31, 2007

Believe it or not, this…


…is the same person who didn’t bother to change out of her pajamas when she made this:

(h/t Sadly, No!)

Yep. It’s Debbie “fighting the war of our lives against Islam” Schlussel performing an episode of “Debbie Does Politics”, and it’s an endorsement for Glamour Shots® if I’ve ever seen one.

Exit question: Is the video’s gratuitous use of stupid visual aids an attempt to make up for the fact that it looks like she just rolled out of bed, or is her target audience in kindergarten?


  1. Wow… she should stick to the written word instead of the VLog. Or… can we get an address to send a gift basket with brushes, gels, mousse, shampoo, gift cards for the GAP or ROSS, and voice lessons to get rid of the Philly accent or whatever that is. Ok, that may be mean but no one said I had to be nice. Snap Crack Wooosh… Ti Kwan Leap!

  2. Thank you Chen, after watching that now I want the three minutes of my life back


  3. Ok, that may be mean but no one said I had to be nice.

    In retrospect, I’m a little ashamed of my post, because I normally frown upon attacks on the basis of personal appearance. However, I couldn’t help but notice that the top pic really does look like Debbie went to Glamour Shots® (it’s the pic she uses on her blog) , and I was overcome by the urge to document the observation. I’ve officially had a tabloid moment. Oh well…

  4. For me it’s not the appearance really, it’s this drawling, monotonous, robot-like way of speaking that disturbed me most.

    Ed’s right, I’d prefer her sticking to writing onl.. No, I’d prefer not to have to listen to anything she has to say or write at all.

  5. I actually like Debbie, although she see’s an Islamic Fundamentalist behind every rock, at the end of the day, she’s fighting the good fight.
    That picture is definately false advertising though.

  6. …although she see’s an Islamic Fundamentalist behind every rock…

    You got that right. Heck, check the link up there. She’s got her Islam-o-meter pegged at Obama.

  7. I actually like Debbie, although she see’s an Islamic Fundamentalist behind every rock…

    And it’s for just that reason that I call her Debbie Schutzstaffel.

  8. What’s absolutely hilarious is the fact that she has a fan club, and all the drool seems to be centered around that same picture:

    Attorney, Columnist, and Hip, Conservative Info-Babe Commentator, Debbie Schlussel is the VRWC’s latest and greatest sexy, blonde, and beautiful commentator. With a law degree, MBA, long blonde tresses, and sports acumen to boot, she’s a red-blooded American guy’s dream. If you are into Debbie Schlussel’s appearances on FOX News Channel, ESPN, FOX Sports Radio, CNN, ABC’s “Politically Incorrect,” and Howard Stern, and her Townhall.com and PoliticalUSA.com “Debbie Does Politics” columns, then this is the place for you–her unofficial fan club. If you’ve heard Rush Limbaugh or Howard Stern talk about her on their national radio shows or seen her speak at the NRA convention, Debbie is proof positive that “Dumb Blonde” is an oxymoron–her beauty and brains are a lethal combination, the reason Ms. Magazine declared Debbie its #1 enemy. To paraphrase “Wayne’s World’s” Wayne and Garth, if she were President, Debbie Schlussel would be Babe-raham Lincoln.


  9. she’s got that cheney sneer.

  10. Hey kids, it’s Fatso the Yiddish Clown!

    Coming soon to a venue near you. Debbie Schlussel is Fatso the Dancing Yiddish Clown…

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