Archive for December 28th, 2007

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…And Now For Some Billy Mays

December 28, 2007

These days, it’s hard to avoid the incredibly annoying pitchman named Billy Mays.  It seems that he shows up on just about any channel to SHOUT you into buying anything from the Hercules Hook to Samurai Shark to Lint-B-Gone.  You know, this guy…the new Mr. As-Seen-On-TV:

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From a salesmanship perspective, he’s obviously good at what he does.  To me, however, I don’t think there is anyone else on TV that forces my finger towards the channel + button on the remote as quickly.  So if you’re like me, you’ll probably get a kick out of this:

Also, be sure to check out the humorous comments and sound bites over at Billy Mays Mayhem.

And as long as we’re on the subject, I might as well try my hand at a Billy Mays impersonation for a little shameless self-promotion…

…*ahem*…

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