Flame Warrior Profile: ReliapunditMarch 21, 2008
Any political blogger who checks out the memeorandum page from time to time will probably recognize today’s featured netizen. In fact, I’ve seen (on more than one occasion) the work of this blogger show up on the site’s “featured posts“, thereby sucking an unwitting passerby into clicking his/her way right into the den of unhinged right-wing rants of Reliapundit, the not so gracious “host” of the group blog THE ASTUTE BLOGGERS.
At first, I went over there to do what I do when I visit just about any blog, which is to leave a comment that adds to the discussion or initiates an honest debate. However, after being labeled a “troll”, “asshole”, or a “jerk” for my efforts, I’ll admit that lately I’ve been going over there mostly to push Reliapundit’s buttons. As it turns out, this isn’t hard to do, since the poor guy appears to have a marginal grasp of deductive reasoning and (even) spelling. Part of me feels kind of guilty; almost as if I’m picking on the special-ed kid at recess. On the other hand, there is a part of me is feels a sense of responsibility to take this guy down a notch (he did call me names, after all) and refute some of his wild assertions, so maybe that makes it a wash.
Anyway, most of what I read over there I find to be borderline comical from an ideological standpoint. It’s like listening to Hannity. But what really gives me the LOL’s,… is his rather unique blog syntax. You see, Reliapundit’s unexplainable love affair with the use of excessive “bullet points” is funny enough, but the thing that earns him the recognition of a bona fide flame warrior variant is his true signature; a downright relentless deployment of ALL CAPS.
ALLCAPS attempts to compensate for his limited rhetorical weaponry through the extravagant use of capitalized words – something netizens refer to as SHOUTING. Sure, a sprinkling of capitalized words can add some zip to a thrust, but they should be used sparingly. Even worse from a tactical point of view, too much shouting alerts other Warriors to the opponent’s verbal WEAKNESS and emotional EXCITABILITY.
Of course, the best is the combo;
Update: Just as some more proof that this guy really doesn’t have any game in him, check out this childish move: