Attention Thrill-Seekers!September 25, 2008
I’m going to give a plug to a magnificent locale that happens to be just a few hundred yards from where I went to high school: Blondie’s Sports Bar & Grill
Naturally, one might ask why in the heck I’d suggest an innocently named sports bar as a destination for the steel-nerved. I mean, it looks like a pretty harmless place, right? It’s got a nice-looking patio, cash bingo, and even karaoke on Saturdays. Well, don’t be fooled, daredevils. You’d better keep your head on a swivel and your running shoes tied tight if you plan on stepping foot in this joint (It probably wouldn’t be a bad idea to review Minnesota’s conceal and carry law, either).
Family members say Jones was just dropping off a set of keys to his cousin at Blondie’s Sports Bar and Grill at 7495 Brooklyn Boulevard when shots rang out just after midnight Wednesday.
Jones was dead at the scene. The two others were taken to North Memorial with non-life-threatening injuries. One of the injured had a bullet wound, the other was a victim of a related assault.
But I know what you’re thinking. Surely this was just a one-time fluke incident borne out of too many drinks and machismo.
On the other hand, ask the guy who went there last year and had his nutsack ripped open by Thor, the establishment’s not-so-friendly barkeep:
“It is not like he was drunk and disorderly. There was a dispute over the time it was going to take for his food. But he decided he didn’t want to pay for it and for that he ends up with these types of serious injuries,” said acting Brooklyn Park Police Chief Greg Roehl.
Investigators say the owner, Thor Gunderson, even tried to stop the man from calling 911 for help. When police got to the bar, they say they found the customer bleeding and on the ground, restrained by Gunderson and a bouncer.
“At the hospital they determined he had an injury which was to his scrotum and that one of his testicles was actually torn loose,” said Roehl.
Yea, um, can you say…check please?
Dig a little deeper, and you’ll find that there’s no shortage of “activity” at Blondie’s. In fact, when you look at the history of the place over the last few years, one has to wonder why any reasonable person would ever go there:
City records show Blondie’s, at 7495 Brooklyn Blvd., had 221 calls for service in 2006, 215 in 2007 and 156 so far this year.
That’s nearly 600 visits from the police in under 3 years. Or if you do the math, you’ve got better than a 50/50 chance that the cops will show up for some reason on any given night. Here’s the breakdown (pdf) for 242 calls in 2007 (not sure of the reason for the discrepancy). And keep in mind, Brooklyn Park is a suburb.
Casual dining with a sports flair…
…If you dare.